JOE'S
PAGE OF FAMOUS AND NOT SO FAMOUS QUIPS, QUOTES, SAYINGS AND ONE LINERS
Plagirism is the sincerest form
of flattery.....
-J.L. Hart(1971-)
Not everything that can be counted
counts and not everything that counts can be counted.
-Albert Einstein(1879-1955)
That's mighty bold talk for a one-eyed
fat man......
-Lucky Ned Pepper
When choosing between two
evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
-Mae West(1892-1980)
I can neither confirm nor deny that,
but I know the answer....
-Colonel Oliver North(probably)
Never mistake motion for action.
-Ernest Hemingway(1899-1961)
You are meddling with
powers you can't possibly comprehend
-Kurtis Ruf(1971-)
I will motivate you Private Pyle, if
it short dicks every cannibal on the Congo.....
-Senior Drill Instructor Sergeant Hartmann(Full
Metal Jacket)
Bond.........James Bond.
-James Bond
Forgive your enemies, but never forget
their names.
-John F. Kennedy(1917-1963)
God created Man, Samuel Colt made them
equal.
-Popular script on Colt firearms in
the 1800s
You boys gonna pull them pistols or
whistle Dixie?
-Josey Wales
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
-?
If you can't be good, be careful.
-Ogi Ben Doggi
They all float down here.....
-Pennywise the Clown
If you are not living on the edge,
you are taking up too much room.
-?
Shut your face hippy!
-Gunnery Sergaeant Highway
The truth is more important than the
facts.
-Frank Lloyd Wright(1868-1959)
Heavens to Mergatroid,
exit stage left.
-Snagglepuss
A joke is a very serious thing.
-Winston Churchill
I can't believe that out of 100,000
sperm, you were the quickest.
-Steven Pearl
The weather is here, I wish
you were beautiful.....
-Jimmy Buffet
Paper? Paper, fuck it.......
-Jack Burton
Fill your hands you son of a bitch.....
-Rooster Cogburn
Front sight, press.
-Modern firearm teaching technique
Yes, but I didn't inhale.
-President Bill Clinton
Yes, but I didn't inhale.
-White House intern Monica Lewinsky(Hehehe)
Did you know that Nietzche died of
syphilis?
-Ron Christensen
Et Tu. Brute?
-Julius Caesar
To the death, I grapple with thee........
-Captain Ahab(Moby Dick)
Some people call me the space cowboy,
yeah, some call me the gangster of love.
-Steve Miller
Sorry is in the dictionary between
Shit and Sympathy.
-Bobby Hart
Research is what I am doing when I
don't know what I'm doing.
-Wernher Von Braun
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
-Abba Eban
You are my dancing queen.......
-Abba the band circa 1978
Stupid is as stupid does.
-Forrest Gump
Yeah sure it hurts, but it's a good
kinda hurt.
-The Far Side
I'll be back......
-The Terminator
Yippie ki yay Motherfucker.
-John McClean
Peace through superior firepower.
-?
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity
is forever.
-Napolean Bonaparte
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy.
-Josey Wales
How we deal with death is at least
as important as how we deal with life.
-Captain James T. Kirk
Power perceived is power achieved.
-?
Thank you for sending me a copy of
your book-I'll waste no time reading it.
-Moses Hadas
When ideas fail, words come in handy.
-Goethe
You're nobody till somebody loves you......
-Dean Martin
On the plains of hesitation lie
the blackend bones of countless millions who, at he dawn of victory, sat
down to rest and resting, died.
-?
Like two maggots in dead Ernest....
-Russel Thompson
MORE TO COME......SOON