JOE'S PAGE OF FAMOUS AND NOT SO FAMOUS QUIPS, QUOTES, SAYINGS AND ONE LINERS
    Before we get to the good stuff, I would like to make the following disclaimer.  I don't claim to have uncovered all of these gems of knowledge and one liners all by myself.  Quite to the contrary, I have stole most of these from famous books, movies, my friends, other web sites, etc.  I make no bones about it and am actually proud of it.  Hell, as I always say, plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.........hehehe........
AND NOW, ON TO THE GOOD STUFF
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I know it is here somewhere.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Damnit, I know I left it right here.......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Oh......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
here it is.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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